What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.