Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !