Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up