How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas