How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.