What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!