Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.