Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy