Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.