Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.