Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile