What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.