How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!