How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.