Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.