What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...