What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.