Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.