What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.