What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!