Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Not yet," she replied
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
You're an eight.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Wrap it around a tree
They are always party fowls.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Let's get the flock out of here"
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
