Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
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They'll tell you.
10 books of Snow Whites
A groundhog
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
Wall Street
Around Thevenin the morning
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
He wanted to have some stage presents.
They default in our stars
Take away their little brooms!
Kermit The Frog's fingers.
Wrap it around a tree
