Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
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He has cat-arrh !
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
A Carrot.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Get a broom, you two.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
the airpork!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A watchdog.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
