Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!