How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.