How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !