How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.