What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.