What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge