What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.