How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika