What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.