What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.