How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.