How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.