How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.