How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.