Tell a cow they're being watched.
No Beef Stew at all
Don't worry they'll tell you.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
A cud thud!
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Knot movies
Because he's a two timer.