Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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So that they can't raise it upside-down"

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

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What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.