No Beef Stew at all
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Tell a cow they're being watched.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You don't want beef with me
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
An anarchid.
Camembert!
A: Canuck-chucks.
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
They're attractive!
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
The Ghanarena
For the watch!