Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.