How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.