Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.