Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.