Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.