How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Dustpan Jokes More Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup