Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..