How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !