How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)