What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Collard Green Jokes More Collard Green Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.