What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.