Karma, Whores.
Because he hung around for too long.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Oh yeah...39
Try to neghostiate.
Karma?
An Upboat.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
Because they always riposte.
I haven't got the faintest idea.
It's retarded.