What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.