What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack