How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs