How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.