Silence Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

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So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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You're my brother in arms!"

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Two of my favorites are:

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Vietnom nom nom nom

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.