What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.