What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!