What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!