What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van