What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.