What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.