Because it was haulin' oats.
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In a choral coral corral
They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'
Because it was out of tuna.
A Dell.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Because women have no rights.
An acappellago
Racist.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
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I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...
They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".
An acapellago.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
It's Bill Withers.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Turkey and grease
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
He was expecting showers.
So he could save his stool.
By saving the gas money!
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
On crotches...
The Redskins
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.