Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries