How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard