How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.