Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Because they are all Targets.

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Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Because there are too many targets.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.