Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees