Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!