How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.