How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.