How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.