How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead