What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool