What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!