Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
So he could see her crack....
With the chicken still around it
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
coup coup"
Turkey Jerky
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
squishes out of the room*
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool