How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop