How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.