How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What do you call a bee from US?

USB