What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence