What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.