Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.