Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Joaquin.
Baked beans
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A flee !
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.