How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?

My bike.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.