If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Ja-scusi.
Her diode starts flashing green.
A blonde at a flashing red light.
In a hambulance
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Tire-less
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Stop those damn Thebes!"
Because he always shoots the black one first.
Because he was an undercover cop