If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't look at me I'm changing!
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Green "Nope. Green."
Because Boston has all the cups!
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
Failure to pull out in time
It was speeding in a high shear zone
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
On the side of his head.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Ja-scusi.
